• "Our nation must come together to unite."
• "There's a little bit of England inside every American."
• "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
• "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
• "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
• "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
• "Welcome to Mrs Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
• "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
• "The (South Carolina) policy on inter-racial dating, I mean I spoke out on inter-racial dating. I spoke out against that. I spoke out against inter-racial dating. I support the policy of inter-racial dating."
• "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
• "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
• "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is "to be prepared."
• "I understand small business growth. I was one."
• "Will the highways on the internet become more few?"
• "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
• "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."
• "A low voter turn-out is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
• "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
• "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
• "It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas."
• "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
• "Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it."
• "One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected."
• "Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness."
• "We'll let our friends be the peace-keepers and the great country called America will be the pace-makers."
• "I think we agree, the past is over."
• "The senator has got to understand if he's going to have he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."
• "The most important job is not be Governor, or First Lady in my case."
• "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
• "I would have said yes to abortion if only it was right. I mean, yeah it's right. Well no , it's not right. That's why I said no to it."
• "We have a firm commitment to NATO; we are part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are part of Europe."
• "I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy."

In July 2001 "Dubya" visited Britain, meeting Prime Minister Tony Blair, and Her Majesty the Queen. A journalist asked the President how his meeting with the Queen had gone. He replied,

• "Your Queen is neat."

During his visit to Britain, he went to the British Museum, where he met a party of schoolchildren. A little girl asked him what the White House was like. He replied,

• "It's white."

(You can't help being in awe of this man!)